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      Mr. Jingles
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      One for IT nerds  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

      http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~ballard/bofh/excuses

      6 and a half billion people know that they are stupid, agressive, lower life forms.

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        phil.davis
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        We didn't pay the Internet bill and it's been cut off.

        Unfortunately that has turned out to be the root cause of "internet down" support calls from remote offices too many times for it to be funny any more.

        As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."
        If I helped you, then help someone else - buy someone a gift from the INF catalog http://secure.inf.org/gifts/usd/

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          willieaames
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          Ha :D
          v funny you bugs bunny :p

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            Guest
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            I found this in one:

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              phil.davis
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              I got this one while trying to use the MediaCreationTool to download a Windows10 ISO this morning. Microsoft has succeeded in making itself a joke (once again?)
              But maybe it is somehow related to Jospeh Heller's book https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Something_Happened

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              As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."
              If I helped you, then help someone else - buy someone a gift from the INF catalog http://secure.inf.org/gifts/usd/

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                stephenw10 Netgate Administrator
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                Ha!  Useful error.  ;)

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                  phil.davis
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                  We could follow the Windoze lead and change file_notice() and log_error() so they just put "Something happened" in the logs. That would save a lot of effort getting error messages correct and translated.
                  Sample attached  ;)

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                  As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."
                  If I helped you, then help someone else - buy someone a gift from the INF catalog http://secure.inf.org/gifts/usd/

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                    Mr. Jingles
                    last edited by

                    Try to add some smiles on faces again  ;D

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                      Mr. Jingles
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                      And more  ;D

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                      6 and a half billion people know that they are stupid, agressive, lower life forms.

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                        Mr. Jingles
                        last edited by

                        Second one one of my favorites  ;D

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                        6 and a half billion people know that they are stupid, agressive, lower life forms.

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                          biggsy
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                          Continuing the K9 theme…

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