Would this work well

[Bulldogg]

The more obscure the better to the average person,  less others will mess with it and the less it looks like a computer the better. (stuff keeps getting Royally "ugh" tired of fixing stuff)

[kejianshi]

Yep - Thats true.  Small is nice if its your goal to keep others from seeing it.

I use a baseball bat and threats of physical harm to keep people out of mine.

But hiding it might also work.

[Bulldogg]

Im am not there its for someone else just been asked to come up with something.  and the odder the solution the better so if I can get away with the apu great but it must run those plug in if i am going that route.