So… Apparently I'm an idiot, and when I downloaded the config, I downloaded the iOS version, and never realized. I re-downloaded the ANDROID config, and it worked first shot.
Sorry for the trouble, but I was starting to go crazy wondering what I could be doing wrong.
I'm a m0n0wall convert and I'm really loving psSense!! I'm running it on a little VIA C7 1ghz fanless unit... I might have to upgrade to a full PC...........