I am pleased to report that I have discovered a solution. Thanks to everybody for eventually pushing me towards a solution!
In the end, this issue was caused by a configuration in the physical network that VMware did not like and, in fact, all VMs were suffering from poor network performance.
More specifically, the LAN side of the host system was running a teamed connection using 802.3ad protocol. This really served no purpose other than for my own vanity.The solution was simply to take apart this teamed link and run the gigabit ethernet ports individually while disabling all unnecessary adapters and services. I also followed as many recommendations as I could in the following document that my hardware allowed: http://www.vmware.com/pdf/ws7_performance.pdf
Again, thanks to everybody that pitched in on this problem and pushed me in the right direction, it is greatly appreciated!