The hard drive is the only SATA device in the system. The DVD ROM is IDE (That's how old the thing is. lol)
So, to end my tale… ;)
I wiped the box and installed 2.1.5 64-bit from disk without incident. I couldn't find a backup anywhere, so I had to reconfigure everything.
All in all it will be a good thing. I got the BIOS straightened out (the HD controller was in IDE compatibility mode; it is now in SATA mode), the OS is now 64-bit (the original was 32-bit), and I'm far more familiar with the system than I was 2 years ago when I built the original so the reconfig only took a couple of hours. I still need to redo the Dansguardian, Squid, Squidguard, Snort, etc., but the major stuff is back online.
Hopefully we can figure out what in 2.2 doesn't like what in my box so I can eventually upgrade it to get the latest goodies. Or maybe I just need to use a more modern box... ;)
Thanx to all who helped out. :)