@jimp -- Thanks for the confirmation on what I'm seeing. I suppose I should follow up with ISC.
@johnpoz I completely respect that point of view on reservations. It's just not realistic when I have a dozen worker bees setting up/tearing down stuff every day. They need autonomy w/o getting me involved constantly.
At this point, I'm strongly considering going back to dnsmasq -- it worked flawlessly for this. I may absorb the headache of running BIND, but, I'm not sure its really worth the HA benefit that prompted the change in the first place. "don't fix what isn't broken" ¯\(ツ)/¯